Sunday, September 30, 2007

Orbit - Mojito


Gum Brand: Orbit

Flavor: Mint Mojito

Chewability: Moderate (5) Becomes strange after 15 minutes or so- kind of disenegrates in mouth. This change in texture may be accelerated if gum chewing is accompanied with injestion of Sprite Zero (TM)- not recommended.

Flavor: 6.5 - and it lasts a while. And I love mint. yay! If only the gum would stop breaking down and moving into my espohogus/stomach region

Consistency: 4 - The disenegration (flaw in overall consistency) factor brings the chewability score down because the flavor is nice.

Overall Reccommendation: 5- there are worse- there are better- but if you like mint and/or like to injest your gum- go for it.
Best time for chewing- when you are near a trashcan or bored.

I like gum!

Really seriously. Gum is necessary for an acceptable day. I once went 28 days without gum and it was terrible (due to loss of gum and all that is entailed in the chewing of such). What follows will be gum reviews (gum - the top spot on daily list of important items).


I will be trying new gum all the time and rating it based on a bunch of catergories that my close friends
(and the editor of the blog) came up with. The categories will be rated 1 - 10. 10 is the best.

Catergories:

1) How long the gum is chewable. This will be timed informally. Like I will eat a pack and then make my own judgement call

2) Flava' Yeah! - basically does the gum taste bad or not.

3) Packaging - is it cute or creative

4) Physical consistancy - does it break up in your mouth

5) Overall recommendation - when to chew the gum (if at all).